Don't Regret Doing Nothing!
You don’t have to look like a Greek god, just less like Uncle Dave.
- Press pause on your face
- High perfomrance ingredients
- Protection for the years ahead
- An insurance policy for your face
Real Guy Approved
No Toxic Ingredients
Organic Ingredients
Made in the USA
No Parabens or Sulphates
No Animal Testing
No Toxic Ingredients
Organic Ingredients
Made in the USA
No Parabens or Sulphates
No Animal Testing
Beef Powered
Enhanced with BEEF (tallow) for a more efficient, higher performing routine.
The Main Course
Packed with essential fatty acids and vitamins
Iron-Clad Hydration
Lock in moisture and shield against the elements
Raw & Rugged
Essential fatty acids and vitamins that match your skin
Steak & BJ Day, Everyday
She'll put in some effort if you do too
Grass Fed
Quality Grass Fed American Beef
Beef Powered
Enhanced with BEEF (tallow) for a more efficient, higher performing routine.
Problems & Solutions
1
Looking Older
ARMOR shields your skin by deflecting daily abuse while attacking existing issues.
2
Dark Circles
Ingredients that zero in on dark circles & signs that you haven't got a full 8 hours.
3
Oily or Dry Skin
Balance your skin oils and hydration eliminating dry & oily skin.
1. Looking Older
With ARMOR’s SPF protection and high-performance ingredients, it defends your face from the daily wear it’s taking.
At the same time, ARMOR attacks the hidden issues that have kept you from looking your best.
2. Oily & Dry Skin
Balance is everything when it comes to skin oil.
ARMOR will hydrate your skin, quenching dry areas.
At the same time, this hydration will help regulate your skin's natural oil production, leading to a reduction of overly oily skin.
3. Dark Circles
With ARMOR’s targeted formula refreshes the under eye area targeting dark circles and bags under your eyes.
Just in case you haven't been getting a full 8 hours. Stop hearing "you look tired" once a week.
4 in 1 Full Routine
Face Wash
Hydrating Moisturizer
Beard & Stubble Balm
The Post Shave - Beef Enhanced
Dark Circle Destroyer
$31.22
$24.98
/ month
20% off today
Sold as 2 month supply for $49.96
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"I didn't know skincare actually did something, I guess I shouldn't have made fun of my wife so much. Sorry honey!"
- Jeff, OR
What's in the bundle?
The Face Wash
An ice bath for your face
Like washing your face in ice water. refreshing and cool.
Charcoal enhanced to clear away a hard day of work and grime.
You've never washed your face like this before, not for wimps.
The Moisturizer
SPF enhanced
SPF 20 to protect your skin from damage to the sun over time.
The product that will keep you looking great
Beef tallow enhanced for longer lasting changes
The Beefy Beard Balm
You have better things to do than shave
Moisturizes the skin underneath and your beard at the same time.
Reduce your scratchy beard and improve overall beard health
Enhanced with BEEF tallow for a longer lasting more manly beard.
The Post Shave Cooler
Superman doesnt' have a beard
Promote faster skin healing after a shave
Reduce dryness and face damaged caused by shaving
Once you use it, you won't shave without it.
Targeted problems
Post Shave Irritation
Itchy irritation and red bumps no more
Dry Skin
Address dry skin scratched by your razor.
When should I use it?
Come on, even you know this one. After you shave.
Note: Use the face wash before you shave not between shaving and putting the post shave on.
We put on every product when and how often you need to use it to keep simple.
Additional Info
Even if it doesn't bother you much. When you shave, especially with a razor, you are cutting your skin and scraping below the surface to get the closest shave.
It takes a tole on your face over time and over time can lead to loose & baggy skin if not addressed.
The Dark Circle Destroyer
Who really gets 8 hours?
Color corrector to counteract the dark blue circles
Stem cell enhanced to improve healthy look
Works overnight to fight dark circles over time
No Before or Afters!
You don't need to look 10 years younger overnight. But you should help your future self out by taking care of your face and locking in your look before you're old and gross.
99%
Maintained their original sexual orientation
92%
Said skin felt noticeably more hydrated
84%
Received Positive Comments From Significant Others or Coworkers.... The Others are Now Considering Divorces and New Careers
*Based on a study of users over 4 weeks
No Before or Afters!
It's not about looking 10 years younger today. It's all about in your look now before you're old and gross. So someone will still want to sleep with you in the retirement home.
Before
AFTER?
Made in the USA
Quality You Can Trust
3rd Party Tested
Ensuring reliable quality
No Cheap Crap
Simple, easy to understand ingredients
No Harsh Chemicals
Made with simple natural ingredients
Made in the USA
You’re Not Clooney, Why Would You Age Like Him?
Grant and Clooney didn’t just get better with age.
They had personal assistants, trainers, a skin team, serums, lotions, and possibly some virgin blood rituals.
You’re rolling the dice with a crusty bar of soap from 2017.
Time to face reality—and your mirror. Fix your face.
*Grant & Clooney have not endorsed our products. Why would they? They have the virgins.
More questions?
What makes Dadbod different?
More slurs. Less bullshit.
Our whole idea is that guys actually care about how they look. No one wants to be the old guy in the room. But we're also super skeptical and sick of all the BS surrounding skincare.
So we have simple products and an easy-to-follow routine. The kind of thing any idiot can do, including us & you.
When do I put all this junk on?
I know, it seems like too much work but we make it idiot proof!
Right on the label we tell you the time the product is supposed to be used (AM/PM) and how often.
It pretty much boils down to whenever you are brushing your teeth, twice a day like the dentist says. But we won't give you a hard time for not flossing. Wash your face with the face wash and put the rest of your products on.
Moisturizer? Face Wash? Really?
What!? Not exciting enough? Unless you want marketing hype simple is good. There is a reason pushups, squats & deadlifts have been the most effective exercises for years.
You can either pick something simple that works or go try and catch the newest tiktok routine.
What's your return policy?
We try to make upgrading your look a no-brainer.
Return your purchase for free within 30 days to get a complete refund. Simple.