No Toxic Ingredients
Organic Ingredients
Made in the USA
No Parabens or Sulphates
No Animal Testing
No Toxic Ingredients
Organic Ingredients
Made in the USA
No Parabens or Sulphates
No Animal Testing
Real Guy Approved
Problems & Solutions
1
Looking Older
ARMOR shields your skin by deflecting daily abuse while attacking existing issues.
2
Dark Circles
Ingredients that zero in on dark circles & signs that you haven't got a full 8 hours.
3
Oily or Dry Skin
Balance your skin oils and hydration eliminating dry & oily skin.
1. Looking Older
With ARMOR’s SPF protection and high-performance ingredients, it defends your face from the daily wear it’s taking.
At the same time, ARMOR attacks the hidden issues that have kept you from looking your best.
2. Oily & Dry Skin
Balance is everything when it comes to skin oil.
ARMOR will hydrate your skin, quenching dry areas.
At the same time, this hydration will help regulate your skin's natural oil production, leading to a reduction of overly oily skin.
3. Dark Circles
With ARMOR’s targeted formula refreshes the under eye area targeting dark circles and bags under your eyes.
Just in case you haven't been getting a full 8 hours. Stop hearing "you look tired" once a week.
Beef Powered
Enhanced with beef tallow for a more efficient, higher performing routine.
Peak Performance
Loaded with essential fatty acids & vitamins.
Iron-Clad Hydration
Lock in moisture, hydrating your skin.
Steak & BJ?
If you put in some effort, maybe she will too.
USA Grass Fed
Supporting American ranchers.
Beef Powered
Enhanced with BEEF (tallow) for a more efficient, higher performing routine.
Sun Protection
SPF for EVERY day protection to keep your skin healthy.
Sun Protection
SPF for EVERY day protection to keep your skin healthy.
SPF 50
No messing around. SPF that will protect you all day every day.
Not Only For Beach Days
It's not just for a day at the beach, you can even get skin damage from the sun on a cloudy day.
No Residue
You'll forget your wearing after 10 minutes out the door.
FAQ:
Will I immediately get laid once I start using this product?
Yes....... probably.
This is not covered in our 60 day guarantee.
Why should I use a moisturizer?
No other skincare products is proven to be as effective as a moisturizer when it comes to addressing guys issues.
If I have oily skin should I use a moisturizer?
Yes! An extremely common cause of oily skin is your body trying to essentially create its own moisturizer.
So you might break out the first couple days but then your skin can become much less oily.
What's your return policy / gurantee?
Don't like it after 60 days? Keep the product and get 100% of your money back. But we're confident you'll love it.
How To Use:
Step 1. Wash your face (ideally in the morning)
If you shower in the morning, just put it on after that. Moisturizer works by keeping in the moisture your skin so after a shower is the perfect time.
Step 2. Apply dadbod moisturizer
Put a small bit of the moisturizer on your finger. (Think toothpaste on the toothbrush size)
Step 3. Go about your day
Looking like an absolute Chad and with protection from the sun.
Step 4. Repeat, ideally, every day.
No one's perfect but try and do it in the morning every day. It is possible you break out mildly the first couple of days as your body adjusts but after the initial period you should have clearer skin.
Step 5. Notice the difference
After two or three weeks you should start to notice the difference. Your face will be smoother, feel more hydrated and a week after that others will probably start to notice as well.
Step 6. Keep it up
Just because your looking great doesn't mean it's time to stop. If you want to look your best as you age keep it up!
Made in the USA
Quality You Can Trust
3rd Party Tested
Ensuring reliable quality
No Cheap Crap
Simple, easy to understand ingredients
No Harsh Chemicals
Made with simple natural ingredients
Made in the USA
You’re Not Clooney, Why Would You Age Like Him?
Grant and Clooney didn’t just get better with age.
They had personal assistants, trainers, a skin team, serums, lotions, and possibly some virgin blood rituals.
You’re rolling the dice with a crusty bar of soap from 2017.
Time to face reality—and your mirror. Fix your face.
*Grant & Clooney have not endorsed our products. Why would they? They have the virgins.